rain: pitter patter
against my window at dawn;
shut my eyes to dream.

Going green
1 September 2009My theory: Homeless people are not so much homeless as they are just vigorous conservationists dedicated to recycling bottles across the world.

Accusations
20 August 2009The other night my girlfriend woke up from a nap and in her half-asleep stupor accused me of stealing her bookmark. I grabbed her throat and said: “If you tell anyone about this I will kill your nephews.” She’s kept her mouth shut since.

Strength
13 August 2009Whatever doesn’t kill me will probably weaken my immune system to the point where I will die soon after.